Life as I know it.

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robotreptar:

when hot people become ugly 

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This cat is beautiful! rodgeforreal rhititch

(Source: overtheunderpass)

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance.

- TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)

gayprobably:

r u a cigarette bc u got a hot butt

(Source: gayprobably)

gerardave:

how to play any assassins creed game:
1) use counter kill whenever youre fighting
2) sprint everywhere you need to go
sprint off cliffs if you have to
never stop sprinting

juspeczyks:

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

(Source: asethetics)

foxmouth:

Landscapes, 2014 | by Anthony Samaniego

andthebluestblue:

rainbowcolouredshoes:

One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

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This is my grumpy face. #gotta #work #when #its #sunny #😩 #nooo #dont #wanna

This is my grumpy face. #gotta #work #when #its #sunny #😩 #nooo #dont #wanna

(Source: heatherwanderer)

sokkaflockaflameo:

thatsupergleekywholockianhead:

satansleftbuttcheek:

upgraders:

upgraders:

how do kids at hogwarts sext do they have to write a lil note and give it to their owl and it deliveries it to the recipient 

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Lol im pretty sure sexting’s real I do it all the time

imagine if you accidentally sent your sext in a howler

[Opens Howler] I’LL LET YOU WHOMP MY WILLOW ANYTIME

I just spit water everywhere

(Source: charlavail)